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  • My Home Is My Castle, Even on a Camping Site
    Member Stories

    My Home Is My Castle, Even on a Camping Site

    ByManfred 17 June 202625 September 2026

    When The Mayor asked me about buying an RV or a caravan, I had to smile a little, because for me this is not only a practical question. It is also a question about what kind of holiday a person really wants. I have been travelling with a caravan around Europe for about twenty years…

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  • How to Maintain a Middle- Aged Human. Part 2
    Member Stories

    How to Maintain a Middle- Aged Human. Part 2

    ByMartin 17 June 202625 September 2026

    The Martin Model – A Practical Guide, Written with Some Concern Please handle with care. This is the first piece of advice, and probably the most important one. I say this not because I am fragile in a dramatic way, but because the Martin model functions better when it is not rushed, shaken, deprived of…

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  • Therapy for the Alarm Clock
    Column

    Therapy for the Alarm Clock

    ByJanita Le Grange 16 June 202625 September 2026

    An interesting idea emerged from a meeting we had today: “Therapy for the alarm clock.” Now, you are probably leaning back, sipping your coffee, and wondering why on earth a mechanical object would need a therapist. Well, think about it—everybody hates the alarm clock. Whether it is set to wake you up at dawn for…

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  • Energy Is Not Always Comfort
    Member Stories

    Energy Is Not Always Comfort

    ByFabrice 16 June 202625 September 2026

    We began with a simple question. On a normal morning, what gives us the first little push of energy? Fabrice did not begin with poetry. He began with reality. The alarm clock. At 4:45 in the morning, the alarm clock does not give him energy. It attacks him. He hates it. He needs it, of…

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  • When Work Stops Being Only Work
    At The Table

    When Work Stops Being Only Work

    ByIsmar & Ritesh 15 June 202625 September 2026

    We began with a simple question, but it did not stay simple for very long. Ritesh had just come home from work, so it felt natural to begin with him. Before we even entered the topic properly, there was a small interruption of ordinary life. Did he get the promotion? Did he get the new…

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  • Ralf’s Barbecue Spare Ribs
    Recipe

    Ralf’s Barbecue Spare Ribs

    ByRalf the Grillmeister 15 June 202625 September 2026

    Ingredients Equipment Preparation Two days before cooking, cover the pork spare ribs with dry rub. Wrap the ribs tightly in cling film or place them in vacuum bags and vacuum-seal them. Put the ribs in the refrigerator for 48 hours so the rub can go into the meat. Cooking Method Heat the barbecue or smoker…

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  • I Am Not the Loudest Person in the Room
    Member Stories

    I Am Not the Loudest Person in the Room

    ByAlexander 15 June 202625 September 2026

    The first picture in my head was not the training room. It was the flight. That sounds simple, maybe a little strange, but it is true. When The Mayor asked me what I saw first when I thought about the training in Belgium, I did not see the trainer, the schedule, the people, or the…

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  • The Maintenance Manual for a Sun-Shiny Human Being
    Member Stories

    The Maintenance Manual for a Sun-Shiny Human Being

    ByRalf the Grillmeister 15 June 202625 September 2026

    Health and lifestyle balance, this sounds first a little bit like a leaflet in the doctor’s waiting room. You sit there, you look at the paper, and it says eat salad, make steps, drink water, don’t smoke, don’t eat this, don’t eat that. And yes, okay, this is maybe right. But for me health is…

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  • The Paradox Department
    Column

    The Paradox Department

    ByMayor 13 June 202625 September 2026

    This month, The Pineapple is about balance. Unfortunately, balance appears to have left the building. The day began with good intentions. Those are often dangerous. I was working on the Brida ecosystem, specifically trying to automate part of our member-care process. The task itself seemed simple enough. If we could automate the Spud Toss, we…

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  • I Sent The Mayor to Fruit loop University and Accidentally Invented a City
    Peeling Potatoes

    I Sent The Mayor to Fruit loop University and Accidentally Invented a City

    ByThe Duo 12 June 202625 September 2026

    I closed the door because my husband was prancing around on the outskirts of my office. Well, technically, he was sweeping the floor and doing laundry, but in Fruitloop language that is still prancing. Domestic ballet with a broom. Laundry choreography. The Mayor heard the noise, of course, because The Mayor hears everything that can…

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