Obituary for Our Dear (but Still Very Much Alive) Mayor

Today, we gather—not in sadness, but in dramatic, over-the-top theatrical flair—to announce the temporary demise of our beloved Mayor’s energy, brain cells, and sense of direction.

After bravely traveling to Seoul, South Korea, where he walked 47 kilometres (give or take… 40), ate enough food to feed a small village, and took photos of literally everything, the Mayor has returned home.

Sadly, he did not return alone.

He brought back a fierce, unstoppable enemy:

JET LAG.

Yes, friends, the Mayor has officially passed away from:

• Excessive kimchi consumption
• Confusion at crosswalk sounds
• Realising his town has no convenience stores open 24/7
• And waking up at 3:14 a.m. ready to explore again

The Mayor is currently wandering around town like a lost NPC (Non-Player Character), unsure which meeting he’s in, what day it is, or why no one is bowing politely at him anymore.

But fear not.

We expect a full recovery within 3–5 business days—or after one extremely long nap.

In lieu of flowers, please donate:

• Coffee
• Snacks
• Patience
• And maybe a map of his own town

May his energy rise again soon.
Rest in peace, Mayor’s internal clock.
You served us well.

✨ Disclaimer ✨
This is all just for fun! No seriousness, no drama, no deep life meaning.
Take a breath, have a laugh, and remember: life is much lighter when we don’t take it too seriously!