Obituary for Our Dear (but Still Very Much Alive) Mayor
Today, we gather—not in sadness, but in dramatic, over-the-top theatrical flair—to announce the temporary demise of our beloved Mayor’s energy, brain cells, and sense of direction. After bravely traveling to Seoul, South Korea, where he walked 47 kilometres (give or take… 40), ate enough food to feed a small village, and took photos of literally…