Fruitloop’s Questions

The Mayor & Fruitloop are live. Or at least, they are pretending to be. Which, if you think about it, already qualifies as someone’s dream job. Fruitloop opens, in that tone suggesting she has notes (she doesn’t), and introduces the subject: dream jobs. She pauses. The kind of pause that either carries deep meaning… or…

There are days at work where everything feels normal. Emails get answered, coffee gets reheated three times, and nobody questions why you’ve been staring out the window for seven minutes straight. And then there are days where Fruitloop asks questions. Not normal questions. Never normal questions. The kind of questions that arrive like a slightly…