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The Limits of Knowing

Issue 25 — 21 August 2026
Issue 25 — 21 August 2026
The Limits of Knowing

Inside this issue

  1. 01 Editorial The Limits of Knowing
  2. 02 In This Issue In This Issue
  3. 03 Member Stories Danger Is My Second Name
  4. 04 Member Stories The Holiday Before the Holiday.
  5. 05 Peeling Potatoes Peeling Potatoes Episode 60: What If the Dragon Doesn’t Want to Breathe Fire?
  6. 06 Member Stories The Night Ibiza Came to Our Garden.
  7. 07 Member Stories Forty-Five Knives and One Very Expensive Mistake.
  8. 08 Feature The Trouble With “Do Not Open”.
  9. 09 Fiction A Shadow Named John.
  10. 10 Member Stories Eleven Days, Thirteen Hours and Five Minutes.
  11. 11 Column McDonald’s, Roses, and the Seven-Year-Old Strategist
  12. 12 Member Stories The Holiday I Didn’t Plan.
  13. 13 Column What If the Dragon Wants Something Else?
  14. 14 Recipe Dorade Sashimi with Hot Olive Oil & Cherry Tomato Salsa
  15. 15 Postcards Monica in Europe
  16. 16 In The Next Issue Following an Unexpected Idea
The Pineapple Published weekly in Cleebourg, France.
Publisher and Director of Publication: Frank Peters
Editor - Janita Le Grange, South Africa
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Editorial

The Limits of Knowing

The Limits of Knowing

By Janita Le Grange, Editor.

Last week, during one of our regular check-ins, the Mayor confessed something to me.

“I am not sure how Pineapple 25 will come together…” he admitted.

Without hesitating, I told him, “Don’t worry. I will do what I did last time, and then we’ll take it from there.”

It wasn’t a lack of desire or care on his part—or mine. It was simply the reality of life. Between a million time constraints, endless to-do lists, and schedules that seem determined to stretch past our human capabilities, the clock always seems to be ticking faster than we can type.

A lot of people reading this page might not realize just how much behind-the-scenes work goes into producing The Pineapple. It takes time. It takes patience. Above all, it takes a genuine amount of love and care to bring these pages to life every single week.

There are still many technical levers I need to learn how to pull entirely on my own. For now, we have a working system: I do my half, the Mayor does his half, and the machine keeps turning. (Though if the Mayor ever decides to take a real vacation, I’ll be in proper trouble—but don’t worry, you’ll still get a wonderful issue!)

All of this brought me back to this week’s theme: The Limits of Knowing.

I spent days asking myself what that phrase actually means. What are the limits of what we know? And then, as usually happens, my son provided the answer.

He was sitting at the table doing his math homework, radiating absolute, unshakeable confidence.

“I know how to do this,” he announced, assuring me that he didn’t need any help or teaching because he already knew everything.

He then proceeded to get the answers completely wrong.

He didn’t fail because he lacked capability; he made mistakes because he was so sure of what he knew that he stopped paying attention. But in doing it wrong, he stumbled into a brilliant life lesson: You can never know too much. There is always room to learn, to adjust, and to grow.

The only way we ever push past our limits is by leaning into curiosity and refusing to stop asking questions.

  • How do I fix this toilet?
  • How do I light a fire from scratch?
  • How can I do this task faster, or smarter, or better?

This instinct started millions of years ago. Without relentless curiosity, human civilization wouldn’t exist as it does today.

Imagine an early human wandering the earth ages ago and spotting a bright orange fruit hanging from a tree. Would you eat it? Would you pause and ask yourself if it was safe?

Someone tried it. It was delicious. Mission accomplished.

Someone else tried a wild mushroom. It was poisonous. They didn’t make it. But did the rest of the tribe learn from that mistake? Absolutely. Will we eat that specific mushroom again? Definitely not. Mission accomplished. (And a silent note of gratitude to the poor soul who sacrificed himself to teach humanity a valuable lesson: not everything in the forest is a snack.)

Do we have limits? Yes. Can we grow beyond those limits? Also yes.

Is compiling The Pineapple easy? In theory, yes. But turning a collection of thoughts, stories, and ideas into something meaningful takes time. It takes love. And at the end of the week, despite the full schedules and the steep learning curves, we are always thrilled to share the final result with you.

Welcome to Issue 25.

May we all be brave enough to admit what we don’t know—and curious enough to find out anyway.

In This Issue

In This Issue

In This Issue

What happens when we reach the edge of what we can know?

In Pineapple 25, the answer might begin with a photograph from another country, a seven-year-old’s remarkably confident plan for adulthood, a dragon that refuses to remain imaginary, or a lunch table where somebody wonders whether every question should really be asked.

Monica sends us a Postcard from Frankfurt, Germany — a quiet sequence of photographs from her continuing journey through Europe.

Fabrice takes us into rather less predictable territory. He likes things direct, preferably black or white, but Danger Is My Second Name finds him encountering some of the grey that appears when people, questions and cultures meet.

Back at home, my seven-year-old son seems to have adulthood largely sorted out. There will be a wife, children, somewhere to live and, importantly, convenient access to McDonald’s. Some details remain under review.

The Mayor, meanwhile, discovers that ridiculous questions have a habit of following you around. A dragon that began in Peeling Potatoes escapes into the real world — and suddenly the question of what it wants does not seem quite so ridiculous.

Sylvie stays closer to home for her holiday, although staying local does not necessarily mean staying still.

Babette is looking in the opposite direction. Egypt is getting closer, the countdown continues, and there are still waterslides, cocktails and the prospect of doing very little waiting somewhere ahead.

Then we pull up a chair at the Lunch table, where curiosity itself becomes the subject. How curious is too curious? When does a question help us understand another person — and when should we perhaps leave it alone?

Somewhere between Frankfurt, Fabrice’s grey areas, childhood certainty, dragons, holidays and the questions around the lunch table, The Limits of Knowing begins to take shape.

Not as an answer.

More as a place to look.

Welcome to Pineapple 25.

Danger Is My Second Name
Member Stories

Danger Is My Second Name

By Fabrice, France

I do not hesitate much before asking a question. But direct does not mean rude. There are rules, and the first one is respect.

When Janita asked me about the things we hesitate to ask, there was already a problem.

I do not hesitate very much.

The Mayor had warned her before we started. He said I would find the questions difficult because hesitation is not really my speciality. Somewhere in the discussion he decided he already had the title for the story: Danger Is My Second Name.

Maybe.

But there is a difference between asking a direct question and behaving without respect.

For me, that difference is important.

Janita decided to test my survival instinct.

“Have you ever asked a woman how old she is?”

“Yes. Sure. Why not?”

She looked at me as if this proved immediately that my survival instinct was not working properly.

“That’s a dangerous question.”

My solution was simple. I can run.

In fact, I told her I can run very fast when I have a woman behind me.

But I still do not really understand the problem. For me, age is a number. Some women are sensitive about it, Janita explained. Okay. I accept this. But the number itself does not change because nobody asks about it.

This is probably where our conversation started to show the problem.

I am direct. Janita is more careful. The Mayor is somewhere in the middle, normally creating trouble and then watching what happens.

But being direct does not mean that I ask everything in every situation.

Sometimes I decide not to ask. It depends on the person and the situation. If I think the question is going to create real trouble, then perhaps I leave it alone.

You can call this politeness.

You can also call it survival instinct.

For me, the first contact with another person is important.

There is a proverb about shouting into the forest and hearing the echo come back. The idea is simple: the way you speak to somebody influences the way that person speaks back to you.

The idea is simple: the way you speak to somebody influences the way that person speaks back to you.

A few years ago, I was working in a German city when somebody wanted my attention.

He whistled at me.

The first time, I gave no reaction.

Then he did it again.

And again.

After about the third time, I went over to him.

I told him that if he wanted to whistle, he could whistle for his wife or his dog. But not for me.

I am not a dog.

If you want something from me, say hello. Say hey. Speak to me. Ask your question.

That is normal respect.

I have no problem with somebody being direct with me. In fact, I prefer it. But the first approach matters. If you begin without politeness, then we already have a problem before the real conversation has even started.

Directness works in both directions.

Janita said she had a suspicion about me.

When everybody else is carefully walking around a subject, she imagined I might be the person who finally says, “Can we just ask the bloody question?”

This is much closer to how I think.

People sometimes come to you and say, “Can I ask you a question?”

Well, yes.

Just ask it.

You do not need to beat around the bush for ten minutes before arriving at the thing you wanted to say in the first place.

For me, simple is better.

Yes or no. Black or white. Not shades of grey.

Of course, sometimes a direct question goes wrong.

You ask something and suddenly see from the other person’s face that there is a problem. Maybe you have misunderstood something. Maybe the question means something different to them. Maybe you simply made a mistake.

Then you have choices.

I can apologise.

Or, depending on the situation, I can try to bring some humour into it and change the reaction.

What I do not like is the terrible silence afterwards.

That is normally worse.

If something has gone wrong, deal with it.

There is another complication.

A normal question in one country may not feel normal somewhere else.

When you meet people from different backgrounds, cultures or religions, you have to pay attention. You need to be aware of whom you are asking and what the subject means to that person.

Janita explained how she handled this when she worked with people from many different cultures in South Africa.

If she wanted to know something about somebody’s language, traditions or family customs, she would first tell them that they did not have to answer if they were uncomfortable.

Most people, she said, would laugh and explain everything.

Some would say no.

Then she respected the no.

I can understand that.

There is nothing wrong with curiosity. But respect has to be mutual.

You can ask.

The other person can answer.

And the other person can also decide not to answer.

That is not very complicated.

Naturally, we managed to make it complicated anyway.

Janita asked me to imagine that Europe introduced a new law. Before asking somebody a personal question, you would first need an official permit.

This did not improve my opinion of the idea.

Then she found perhaps the most dangerous question of the evening:

“What’s for dinner?”

Apparently, even this may require a permit in the future.

I have another system.

If I am not allowed to ask what is for dinner, I go to the fridge.

I open it.

Eggs? Chicken? Ham?

Good.

I eat.

The Mayor called this revolutionary behaviour. I think it is simply practical.

Janita suggested that perhaps the politically correct version would be to avoid the question completely and begin with a proposal: “I suggest we have chicken for dinner.”

Now the simple question has become a negotiation.

This is exactly the problem I sometimes have with political correctness. We can make something complicated before we have even said anything.

Janita tried another test.

“Fabrice, do you like pineapple on pizza?”

No.

Definitely no.

There are limits to everything.

At the end, the Mayor tried to summarise me.

For Fabrice, he said, the world is black and white.

Keep it simple.

There is some truth in that, but not completely.

When I meet somebody for the first time, I do not know that person yet. The first impression can change.

So perhaps, in the beginning, the person is grey.

Then you talk.

You meet again.

You have one discussion, then another, perhaps a third.

After that, you know more.

Then you can decide.

That is maybe the part that was missing from “black or white.”

Being direct does not mean making a judgement before you know somebody. It means that when the moment comes to ask something, I prefer a clear question to ten minutes of dancing around it.

Start with politeness.

Show respect.

Pay attention to the person in front of you.

And then ask the question.

If it goes wrong, apologise.

If possible, laugh.

And if somebody asks how old you are, there is always one final solution.

Run.

The Holiday Before the Holiday.
Member Stories

The Holiday Before the Holiday.

By Manfred, Germany.

For Manfred, travelling starts long before the caravan moves. Planning is part of the pleasure—but what keeps pulling him back is the possibility that somewhere new will still surprise him.

The first seeds of my next holiday are usually sown while I am still on the current one.

I begin asking myself questions. Do I like it here? Would I come back? Have I already seen everything I wanted to see? What worked, and what would I do differently next time?

During our stay in the northern Netherlands, for example, I liked the area very much. The campsite was good, directly next to the dyke and only about 600 metres from the beach. My wife liked it too. The weather was changeable, but most of our three weeks were actually glorious.

And already, somewhere in my head, the next holiday had begun.

The first step in planning is always a kind of summary of the last trip. That becomes the basis for the next one.

Then I start looking.

I might open Google Maps and search for other mini campsites in Holland. The coast attracts me. I am not a keen swimmer, but I like walking on the beach, enjoying the peace and quiet. Then I want to know what else is nearby. Are there historical sites? Interesting towns? Places we could explore by bicycle or on foot?

For me, planning is pleasure in advance. It prepares you. It puts you into a positive mindset and makes the holiday itself even better.

And I have my tools.

I think Google Street View is one of the best things since sliced bread. I combine it with Google Maps and start embedding myself in the potential area before we have even left home. With Google Earth, you can sometimes go back in time and see how a place has developed. Croatia is a good example because there is still so much building going on.

Of course, there is a danger in knowing too much before you arrive. But I have not found that planning removes the surprises.

There are still plenty of those.

One place that surprised me positively was Cres, on the island of Cres in Croatia.

What I liked was that it had remained relatively unspoiled. It had not been transformed completely into a tourist hotspot. There was the harbour and the local taverns, but much of the tourist rubbish had been avoided.

That matters to me.

There are places where development has gone too far for my taste. Parts of the Spanish coast are the opposite of what I am looking for: high-rise buildings directly by the beach, rows of shops selling the same tourist things. The Costa del Sol and Costa Brava are places I would rather avoid. Parts of the south of France feel borderline to me too.

Parts of the Spanish coast are the opposite of what I am looking for: high-rise buildings directly by the beach, rows of shops selling the same tourist things.

I am much more attracted to somewhere that still feels down to earth.

Perhaps that also explains why I keep looking for somewhere new. My wife is more attracted to the familiar. I am the one looking for new impressions. If I already suspect that I am simply going to see something I know, my curiosity starts to disappear.

There are still so many places in Europe we have not explored. For many years our focus was on the south. The east and the north still leave plenty open.

I do not need a place to be spectacular. My expectations are quite realistic. The framework should be right: a good campsite, reasonable value for money, somewhere that feels comfortable.

Once that works, I am open to what comes next.

Then we can cycle through the area, walk around, discover something and simply have the feeling: this is nice here.

Sometimes I plan too much.

For a cycling trip to Texel, I planned practically every kilometre. That was definitely overplanning.

On another trip, our visit to the IJsselmeer and Hoorn was hardly prepared at all. We simply drove there, and it was nice.

We had also planned to visit Amsterdam, but the weather and the time we had available eventually removed it from the list. That was not tragic. Amsterdam will still be there another day.

That mixture suits me. Planning gives me something to look forward to, but a holiday does not collapse because something changes.

And no matter how carefully I prepare, the journey still produces things I could never have planned.

My holiday really starts the moment I get into the car and begin driving.

On one journey, we stopped overnight at a lay-by. We were the first caravan there. Then, during the evening, another caravan arrived. Then another. And another.

Soon there was a little community.

People started talking.

That is one of the surprises of camping. You arrive at a campsite and you do not know who your neighbours will be. We enjoy talking to other people. It does not mean that everybody has to become friends. It is much simpler than that.

It is just people being human together.

Earlier this year in Croatia, we met some people in a pizzeria and discovered that they were staying near us on the campsite. Camping has this strange ability to bring together people from completely different professions and backgrounds.

The common denominator is very practical.

Everybody has to get fresh water. Everybody has to get rid of the waste water.

And everybody has dirty dishes.

The washing-up area is one of the important social places on a campsite. In a way, it replaces going to the pub. You wash your plates, somebody starts talking, and before long you are exchanging tips about where to go and what to see.

Clean dishes, new information.

People often talk about the freedom of travelling with a caravan or mobile home. For me, that freedom is actually very simple.

You get up. You make your coffee. You sit outside and stare at the scenery.

You can sit there in your pyjamas or a T-shirt. You decide what you want to do, when you want to do it and how you want to do it. Naturally there are rules on a campsite, but most of them are simply common sense.

The weather can interfere with this. Caravan life is still very much an outdoor activity. We experienced that once in Austria when rain kept us inside the caravan. After a while, the mood begins to change. There is only so much indoor caravan life you want.

But even after many years of travelling this way, the surprises have not disappeared.

A new campsite still has that first moment: Is it nice here? Do I feel comfortable?

The ground might be grass, as it was in Holland. In Croatia it might be gravel or even concrete. You look at your pitch, the people around you, the immediate surroundings, and slowly a place becomes your place for a few days or weeks.

That is probably part of what keeps pulling me back.

I can prepare. I can study the maps. I can inspect roads on Street View and look at satellite images. I can plan every kilometre of a cycling route.

But I still do not know who will pull into the pitch next door.

I do not know who I will meet while washing the dishes.

And there are still many places on the map where I have never been.

That is enough reason to start looking again.

Peeling Potatoes Episode 60: What If the Dragon Doesn’t Want to Breathe Fire?
Peeling Potatoes

Peeling Potatoes Episode 60: What If the Dragon Doesn’t Want to Breathe Fire?

A Fruitloop University Story by the Duo (Janita & Frank)

At Fruitloop University, the Mayor is handed four mythical clients, several dietary complications and one very human question: who decided we have to keep doing things the old way?

Episode 60. Sixty Peeling Potatoes.

Who would have thought?

The Mayor certainly sounded as though he hadn’t. I had been wondering whether he had listened back to Episode One. He hadn’t. In his defence, finding all the old Peeling Potatoes episodes currently requires the navigational instincts of a migrating bird, several passwords and possibly a small expedition team.

“We’ll get there eventually,” he said.

Eventually.

But before he could reorganise anything, I had other plans for him.

I had warned him to bring paper. He had paper. He had water. He was suspicious. Quite rightly.

“Are you ready to visit Fruitloop University today?”

“As good as it gets.”

Excellent.

This week, the Mayor had been appointed Head Counsellor in the Department of Unconventional Therapy.

He looked worried.

That was encouraging.

His patients were waiting.

First came Ignis the dragon. Ignis is terrified of fire, refuses to breathe flames, uses a toaster oven to cook his food and wears oven mitts.

“Very sensible,” said the Mayor.

Unfortunately, Ignis comes from a traditional dragon family. They expect a respectable dragon to hoard gold and burn down villages. Ignis would rather make marshmallow fluff and warm cocoa.

Patient number two was Count Vlad, a vampire who faints at the sight of blood—or anything crimson.

“Including beetroot?”

Maybe.

Instead of blood, Vlad prefers cherry smoothies.

“Now there’s a recipe worth pursuing.”

Then there was Sparkle the unicorn, who has severe stage fright. Her hooves sweat. She hyperventilates when somebody asks her to produce a rainbow. Magical performances are completely out of the question. What Sparkle really wants is to sit quietly somewhere and read a book.

Finally, Gargle the zombie arrived.

Gargle has had enough of the traditional brains diet. He wants kale smoothies, avocado toast and plant-based brain alternatives.

“God, not veganism.”

“A vegan zombie,” I confirmed.

The Mayor considered his four patients.

“No wonder they’re all in the loony bin.”

And with that clinically impeccable assessment, the therapy session could begin.

I explained the problem. All four creatures were struggling because they no longer fitted the historical expectations of their species.

The Mayor’s job was not to turn them back into proper dragons, vampires, unicorns and zombies.

His job was to help them accept who they already were.

The challenge, I told him, was the way things have always been done.

That was the part I had been waiting for.

We started with Ignis.

His family wanted fire, destruction and a respectable pile of gold. Ignis wanted cocoa.

The Mayor did what the Mayor does when given an imaginary dragon with a psychological crisis: he created an economic model.

There were droughts. Hosepipe bans. Fire restrictions. Villages were becoming increasingly expensive to burn down. Governments were involved. Naturally, governments were being blamed. There were travel costs, dragon migration problems and even imaginary air-current tolls.

Somewhere inside this emerging dragon economy, the Mayor had decided Ignis represented a younger generation trying to tell an older one that perhaps setting fire to everything was no longer a sustainable business model.

Somewhere inside this emerging dragon economy, the Mayor had decided Ignis represented a younger generation trying to tell an older one that perhaps setting fire to everything was no longer a sustainable business model.

It was no longer simply a question of whether Ignis wanted to breathe fire.

Maybe breathing fire didn’t make sense anymore.

“Tradition is good,” the Mayor said, “and one should respect these things, but one should also be open-minded. And try something new.”

There it was.

I had given him a dragon.

He was giving me change management.

He remembered a scene from a film in which somebody objects to a cook changing a recipe that has survived for two hundred years.

The answer stayed with him: if it has been the same for two hundred years, perhaps it is time for a change.

Exactly.

Not because the old recipe was necessarily bad. Not because everything inherited from the past should be thrown into the nearest dragon fire.

Simply because “we’ve always done it this way” is not, by itself, a particularly convincing reason to keep doing it.

Next came Vlad.

His ancestors had thoughtfully filled the family castle with red velvet carpets and dark-red tapestries.

Vlad fainted every five minutes.

His assignment was therefore reasonably urgent: redecorate the castle and create a gourmet vegetarian vampire menu.

The Mayor immediately called for outside expertise.

“Ralph, where are you when I need you?”

Which led to another small piece of accidental wisdom: if you don’t know how to solve something yourself, find somebody who does.

Then came the rebranding strategy.

Let the vampires redesign their own castle. Let them play. Let them go too far. Let them take ownership of the ridiculous new thing rather than having somebody announce from above that red velvet was cancelled on Tuesday.

For dinner, the Mayor proposed tofu.

His reasoning was that tofu absorbs other flavours and is vegetarian, which meant that somewhere in the culinary wilderness there surely existed a respectable vampire dinner that did not cause the diner to collapse before the starter.

Soon Vlad had an imaginary Instagram account.

The dragons might follow him.

Perhaps they could collaborate.

At this point, conventional therapy had clearly left the building.

Fruitloop University was functioning beautifully.

Then we reached Sparkle.

Sparkle’s problem was different.

Unicorn society expected glitter. Performance. Rainbows. Magical shows. Presumably enthusiastic prancing.

Sparkle wanted books.

The Mayor stopped trying to redesign the world quite long enough to recognise something more important: Sparkle might simply be different.

There is always somebody who doesn’t fit the mainstream, he said. The mistake is deciding that the person—or in this case the unicorn—must therefore be repaired.

Sparkle likes reading. Fine.

Books contain knowledge, ideas and experience. Perhaps Sparkle could contribute to unicorn life through what she learns rather than through her ability to dance on a glittery podium.

Her difference did not have to remove her from the group.

The group could make room for her difference.

That was the better question.

Not: How do we make Sparkle behave more like the other unicorns?

But: What can Sparkle bring precisely because she isn’t like them?

There was another practical problem. How could she go grocery shopping without somebody demanding a rainbow?

The Mayor’s solution was remarkably twenty-first century.

Home delivery.

No invisibility cloak. No elaborate disguise. No false moustache attached beneath the horn. Just get the groceries delivered.

I told him about our Checkers Sixty60 service, which aims to bring groceries within sixty minutes.

The Mayor was fascinated.

In France, he explained, supermarkets sometimes allow you to order online and then require you to go and collect the shopping yourself.

He failed to see the point.

We briefly wandered away from mythical creatures into supermarket delivery systems, German shopping habits, South African motorbike drivers and the logistical miracle of ordering groceries for somebody hundreds of kilometres away.

This is normal at Fruitloop University.

Eventually, we remembered the zombie.

Gargle was being mocked by his zombie friends for bringing quinoa salad to lunch.

His task was to revolutionise zombie cuisine with plant-based substitutes that still looked suitably horrible.

The Mayor found this difficult.

Then he decided the answer was to make Gargle even crazier than the other zombies.

If Gargle could make greens fashionable—if kale became rebellious, avocado toast became dangerous and plant-based brains became the food of the truly modern zombie—then the old diet might simply fall out of fashion.

Somewhere in the middle of this highly questionable marketing campaign, something more useful appeared.

Gargle was still a zombie.

He did not stop being a zombie because he ate differently.

Sparkle did not stop being a unicorn because she preferred books to rainbows.

Vlad remained a vampire even if his castle turned pastel.

Ignis did not have to burn down a village to prove he was a dragon.

So I asked the Mayor the question hiding underneath the whole ridiculous exercise.

Why do we expect dragons to burn things, vampires to drink blood and zombies to eat brains?

Where did the rules come from?

And, more importantly, why are we still obeying them?

That was our real topic.

Questioning the way things are done.

We wrap expectations around people very easily. This is what somebody your age should do. This is what somebody in your position should want. This is what success looks like. This is what a business does. This is what a teacher does. This is what a community does.

This is what a dragon does.

Eventually, the description becomes a rule.

Then the rule becomes tradition.

Then one day somebody turns up wearing oven mitts and asks whether we might consider cocoa instead.

The Mayor is hardly innocent here. He admitted that he is rarely satisfied with the status quo. He is forever asking how something could work better or differently.

I pointed out that there might have been a hidden message in my therapy session.

He finally noticed.

“I think I should pay more attention.”

Unquestionably.

To finish the session, I gave the Head Counsellor one final assignment.

All four patients needed a sentence they could use every day. Something for Ignis when the family demanded fire. Something for Vlad when another red curtain appeared. Something for Sparkle when somebody shouted, “Rainbow!” Something Gargle could repeat while opening his quinoa salad in front of the zombie union.

The Mayor didn’t need long.

“I think we have the motto in Brida, don’t we? Come as you are. And everything will sort itself out.”

Come as you are.

Perhaps that is where questioning things begins.

Not by declaring everything old to be wrong.

Not by burning tradition down—which would, in any case, cause problems for Ignis.

But by becoming curious enough to ask whether the old expectation still fits the creature standing in front of us.

Maybe the dragon does not want to breathe fire.

Maybe the unicorn does not want to perform.

Maybe the zombie has discovered avocado toast.

And maybe, after two hundred years of following the recipe, changing one ingredient is not an act of rebellion.

Maybe it is simply time.

At the end of Episode 60, the Mayor asked whether he was still allowed to register as a mature student at Fruitloop University.

I told him that every week he becomes something different. This week he was a counsellor. Other weeks have been harder to classify.

He is, I concluded, some kind of entity within the university.

He seemed satisfied with that.

“I’m now a mythical creature. Well, that’s good.”

Sixty episodes.

Eventually, we may even find a course for him.

The Night Ibiza Came to Our Garden.
Member Stories

The Night Ibiza Came to Our Garden.

By Sylvie, France

Sometimes discovering another world does not mean travelling anywhere. Sometimes it arrives in your garden, turns up the music, jumps into the pool and politely tells you that it is time to leave your own party.

When we started talking about “discovering other worlds,” I wasn’t completely sure what that meant. Another country, perhaps. Another culture. Maybe even another planet. But the more I thought about it, the more I realised that another world does not have to be far away at all.

You can enter another world when you read a book. You can find one in a conversation with somebody who sees life differently from you. You can discover one through a new hobby. Even when you are sleeping, your dreams can take you somewhere completely different.

For me, that is where curiosity comes in. I think curiosity helps us stay young because we continue learning. We stay interested in people and in things we do not already know.

And then I realised that, without planning it, I had just spent part of my holiday helping to build another world in my own garden.

My daughter was having a birthday party, and she had chosen Ibiza as the theme. It was very much her party, and she knew what she wanted. She helped with the preparations, the cooking and the decorations, and luckily the weather cooperated too. We had already had rain and wind during another family celebration, but this time there was no wind and no rain. We had the pool, the decorations and the music. People arrived dressed for the theme, and slowly our ordinary garden began to look less like home and a little more like somewhere else.

Of course, if you are creating Ibiza in your garden, you also need cocktails.

I had already tested one cocktail at the family celebration the week before, and my daughter liked it, so I made it again. It had vodka, sparkling wine, something similar to champagne, and different fruit juices, including pineapple. I prepared about six litres.

Six litres sounds like plenty until you look around and see how many people have arrived.

At one point I remember thinking, Oh no, perhaps we don’t have enough drinks.

Fortunately, we also had beer, Malibu with pineapple juice, some lighter alcoholic drinks and different flavoured vodkas. Some guests brought their own drinks as well. By the next day, a few bottles were considerably emptier than I remembered them being.

The cocktail was actually very easy to drink because it did not taste particularly strong. But I knew that after five or six glasses, people might become a little more funny.

The cocktail was actually very easy to drink because it did not taste particularly strong.

The following morning, perhaps a little less funny.

There was plenty of food too. We ordered enormous filled pretzels from a bakery, around sixty centimetres long, with fillings such as salmon and ham. We had three of them. We made wraps too. My daughter prepared some things that morning, while other food had been prepared earlier, frozen and taken out again for the party. We had small tomatoes with mozzarella and different fruits.

It made me laugh a little to think that I was supposed to be on holiday. Holidays sound very restful until you start organising birthdays. There is shopping, preparing, cooking and, afterwards, cleaning. It can become quite a busy kind of rest.

But this party belonged to my daughter, and after all our preparation, there came a moment when she was ready for us to understand that.

At the beginning, my husband and I stayed with some family members. We helped at the bar, had one or two drinks and enjoyed the atmosphere. About two hours later, my daughter looked at her watch.

It was time for us to leave.

Our house. Our garden. Our food. Our six litres of cocktail.

But apparently, no longer our party.

So we left.

We went next door for a while and came home later. By then, the party was carrying on perfectly well without us. People were in the pool, the music was playing and the garden had completely become their space.

Upstairs, we had a window overlooking everything.

Naturally, we had a little look.

We did not switch on the lights. We stood there quietly, watching what was happening below. Then, at exactly the wrong moment, my daughter looked up.

She saw us.

Our secret observation of Ibiza was over.

We moved away from the window.

Eventually we went to bed, although going to bed and actually sleeping turned out to be two different things. My husband had prepared another place behind the house where they could continue the party and play louder music. Some people went there, but others stayed in the garden, which was unfortunately quite close to our bedroom.

The music was loud. The people were loud. And as the evening continued, some of them seemed to discover even more energy.

We were also thinking about the neighbours. Eventually my husband went downstairs and asked everyone to be quieter. My daughter was not especially pleased about that. From her point of view, this was still her party.

Afterwards, though, it became better. They moved to the other room and carried on there.

Until about five o’clock in the morning.

Six people slept at our house that night. And I have to give them some credit: by the time the party finally ended, they had already done some cleaning and put rubbish away. For people finishing an Ibiza party at five in the morning, I thought that was quite good.

Only afterwards, when we were talking about discovering other worlds, did I see the party differently.

While it was happening, I had been thinking about practical things. Was there enough food? Were there enough drinks? Was the music too loud? What about the neighbours? What would the house look like tomorrow morning?

But my daughter and her friends had been doing something else. For one evening, they had created their own little Ibiza. They had not needed to travel there. They created the feeling of another place through the music, clothes, decorations, pool, food, drinks and, most importantly, the people sharing it.

And perhaps I had discovered another world too.

For a little while, I was allowed to see the world my daughter shares with her friends. I helped prepare it. I stood inside it for a couple of hours. Then she looked at her watch and made it quite clear that my visiting hours were over.

There was something funny about that, but also something interesting. Discovering another world does not mean you have to belong to it. Sometimes you can simply be curious about it. You can enter for a while, look around, enjoy what you understand, wonder about what you do not understand, and then allow the people who belong there to carry on without you.

Perhaps that is why curiosity feels important to me. It keeps the mind open. There are always other people to learn from and other ways of experiencing life. Another world might be a country you have never visited, a book you have never read, a hobby you have never tried or a conversation with someone whose life is different from yours.

Sometimes it might even be another generation.

And sometimes, if you are lucky, you do not have to travel anywhere to find it.

You only have to look out of the upstairs window.

Preferably before your daughter looks back.

Forty-Five Knives and One Very Expensive Mistake.
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Forty-Five Knives and One Very Expensive Mistake.

By Ralf The Grillmeister, Germany.

I like new ideas in the kitchen. But sometimes the best technology is still a sharp knife, a little spoon, and knowing when to leave a good thing alone.

I love cooking. It is a great part of my life. I like recipes, I like new ideas, and I like machines. This combination can become dangerous for the bank account.

A few years ago, I bought one of these very clever kitchen machines. It cost about €1,400. I bought it because, at that moment, I wanted it. We made some aioli with it. It worked. For many people, I am sure it is fantastic.

For me? No.

Two years later, I sold it for €900. So I paid €500 to discover that what I really need in the kitchen is a good sharp knife.

And a little spoon.

The spoon is important. The knife prepares the food. The spoon tells you if what you have done is actually good. You smell, you taste, you think: Does it need salt? Pepper? Garlic? Something else?

That is cooking for me.

When I start with a recipe, I normally follow it. But I don’t necessarily finish with it. If I taste something and think, no, something is missing, then I change it. Maybe soy sauce. Maybe roasted sesame oil. Maybe oyster sauce. We like our food spicy, and many recipes are simply not spicy enough.

The same goes for cooking times. If a packet of pasta says eight to ten minutes, perhaps I cook it for seven because afterwards the pasta goes into the sauce. It continues cooking there. If I simply obey the packet, I can finish with pasta that is too soft.

So sometimes you have to ask: why should I follow the instruction exactly when experience tells me something different?

But this does not mean everything old should be improved.

My mother has an old black enamel pot. It must be sixty or seventy years old, scratched and worn from many years of cooking. She makes goulash in this pot, and for me it is the best goulash in the world.

My mother has an old black enamel pot. It must be sixty or seventy years old, scratched and worn from many years of cooking. She makes goulash in this pot, and for me it is the best goulash in the world.

I have tried to make it myself. Different pots, different methods, carrots, bay leaves, little changes here and there.

No.

It is not the same.

My mother can explain exactly what she does, but still mine does not smell the same and it does not taste the same. Sometimes a dish belongs to the person who makes it.

My father knew this too. He loved Butterkuchen, and once my mother tried to make one from a recipe somebody had given her. My father came home, tasted it and decided that this was not Butterkuchen.

According to him, it was more suitable as a road for tanks.

So yes, you can try to improve everything.

Good luck.

Knives are different. I have around forty-five knives in my kitchen. Perhaps this is slightly more than necessary, but knives are a collecting passion for me. I have the same problem with pencils. If I see a good one in orange or yellow, my favourite colours, something happens in my head: I need this.

The same with knives.

At one point I told my wife I had a serious problem.

She asked, “What problem?”

I said, “I don’t have a Porsche knife.”

This is another danger of curiosity.

But there is a difference between buying a machine because somebody says it will transform your life and buying a tool that becomes part of your hand. I own an air fryer. I use it mainly for kohlrabi fries. We cut the kohlrabi into strips, season it, leave it for a while so some water comes out, then put it into the air fryer.

For this, fantastic.

I also have sous-vide equipment. I have used it maybe twice. The microwave is useful for reheating meals and warming milk for coffee.

But for cooking?

Give me the knife.

Of course, another problem is that sometimes my own judgement is wrong.

Years ago, I made filled pasta with mushrooms for friends. I tasted it and thought it was horrible.

Everybody else said it was fantastic.

I didn’t believe them. I thought they were only being nice. One friend even asked me for the recipe, and still I thought: Why? It isn’t good.

Ten or fifteen years later, I spoke to her again and asked if she had ever made it.

“Yes,” she said. “Many times.”

I had never made it again.

So perhaps curiosity also means questioning yourself.

When I discover a new recipe, very often it begins with a picture. I see something and can almost already imagine the smell and taste. My mouth starts watering, and then I know: I have to cook this.

Once, at the supermarket checkout, I saw a magazine with traditional grandmother-style recipes. There was one picture of a stew that caught me immediately. I bought the magazine, went home, checked the ingredients properly and realised I didn’t have everything.

So I went back to the supermarket.

That recipe became what we call Grandma’s potato soup. A strong broth, potatoes, kohlrabi, Brussels sprouts, carrots and soup vegetables.

And thyme.

Many, many, many thyme.

That is the important part.

It is an autumn or winter dish. Outside it is cold and raining. You come home thinking this is not a very nice day. Then you sit down with this hot stew, perhaps the fire is going, and you hear the rain on the roof of the winter garden.

You eat the soup and suddenly it is summer inside your body.

I don’t particularly love the dark months, but moments like this make them better.

And then there is the other side of curiosity: when somebody changes something old and makes it genuinely better.

For my fiftieth birthday, my wife gave me a cooking experience in Hamburg. There we made a sea bream dish that was completely different from the way I normally cooked fish: thin slices of sea bream, tomato salsa, lime and ponzu sauce.

Then came the special moment.

You heat olive oil until it is extremely hot, just at the point where it almost begins to smoke. Then, very carefully, you spoon the hot oil over the fish skin.

It sizzles.

The skin curls and becomes crisp while the fish underneath stays almost raw. Then the ponzu and tomato salsa go over the top.

The sound, the smell, the taste — fantastic.

You look at it and think: How can this work?

Then you eat it.

And you think: This is life.

That is experimentation with a reason.

What I don’t like is changing food simply to show how clever you are. A gigantic plate with a tiny piece of food in the middle, some foam, three flowers and a ridiculous price does not automatically become better cooking.

New is not the same as good.

Old is not the same as good.

You still have to taste it.

And this is why, after all the machines, recipes and experiments, I come back to my two most important kitchen tools.

A sharp knife and a little spoon.

The knife lets you change things.

The spoon tells you whether you should have.

The Trouble With “Do Not Open”.
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The Trouble With “Do Not Open”.

With Monica, currently in Germany; Rosii, in Sao Paulo; Fruitloop, in sunny South Africa; and The Mayor at home.

Curiosity begins with delayed trains and Sunday traffic, wanders through secret boxes, forbidden buttons and mysterious doors, and somehow ends up somewhere between Narnia, a five-course dinner and a very well-guarded bar of chocolate.

Curiosity was already causing trouble before anyone officially asked a question.

Monica arrived from Germany feeling decidedly under the weather, having made a bakery run and stocked up on orange juice before an early flight the next morning. Rosii arrived from São Paulo with news of an upcoming training day and the important discovery that this one would take place in a hotel—with lunch. The Mayor immediately requested photographic evidence of the food.

There were also photographs to discuss. Rosii had already sent a picture of São Paulo traffic that, through a small design accident, appeared to suggest the Mayor was travelling on a road to nowhere. Fruitloop admitted she had been so focused on the speech bubbles that she had missed this minor existential detail.

Rosii had not missed it.

She had gone to bed thinking about that road to nowhere.

And Monica had been given a mission for Scotland. Since Scotland’s national animal is the unicorn, Fruitloop wanted photographic proof.

“A unicorn,” Monica repeated.

She promised to keep an eye out.

This was roughly the level of order at the table when Fruitloop finally announced the day’s topic:

How curious is too curious?

Nobody seemed particularly qualified to answer.

Which made them perfect for the job.

Fruitloop began with something simple.

“What made you curious this week?”

For Monica, the answer was Deutsche Bahn.

She had been travelling in Germany and had rediscovered the peculiar suspense involved in waiting for a train. Would it arrive on time? Would it arrive late? Would it arrive at all?

“It’s a bit of a lottery,” she said.

With an 8:15 flight the next morning, curiosity about the railway timetable was becoming slightly less philosophical and considerably more practical. Monica was considering a taxi.

The Mayor, broadcasting from what he described as the railway paradise of France, was unsympathetic. French trains, according to him, ran beautifully—unless, of course, the train had come from Germany.

Then Fruitloop asked the question that perhaps summed up the entire meeting.

“Do you really lose if you know you are going to lose?”

Nobody settled that one.

Rosii’s curiosity was much happier. Her goddaughter Natalia was returning to Brazil after two years in the United States, and Rosii wanted to hear the stories she would bring home.

There was also the luggage.

Apparently there was enough of it to raise serious questions about whether everybody, including Grandma, could fit into the same car. Natalia had accumulated clothes, belongings and gifts over two years abroad, and Rosii was trying to imagine the mountain arriving with her.

But beneath the luggage was something lovely: Rosii was curious about the person returning with it. What had Natalia experienced? What stories would she tell? How had she changed?

Curiosity, it seemed, was not always about discovering something completely new. Sometimes it was about meeting someone familiar again and wondering what the intervening years had added.

The Mayor’s curiosity involved a cinnamon roll.

Not an ordinary cinnamon roll, naturally, but an enormous one discovered in Strasbourg and described with enough enthusiasm to make clear that further investigation would be required.

And then there was Fruitloop. Her curiosity had begun beside a South African freeway on a Sunday. She was visiting her sister and watching the constant stream of cars passing nearby.

Where were all these people going?

There was no weekday traffic jam. The cars were moving freely. Yet they kept coming. Some people would be working. Some would be visiting family. Others might be returning from weekends away.

There was no weekday traffic jam. The cars were moving freely. Yet they kept coming. Some people would be working. Some would be visiting family. Others might be returning from weekends away.

All perfectly sensible explanations.

Where was that car going? And that one? What little story was moving past her at motorway speed?

The Mayor suggested she contact a Johannesburg radio station and ask everybody to report in.

Apparently The Pineapple had discovered a new investigative department.

The business, he pointed out, was literally driving past.

Then Fruitloop placed an imaginary box on the table.

It was closed.

It was mysterious.

And attached to it was a note:

DO NOT OPEN.

How long could everyone resist?

Fruitloop reckoned she could manage a day. She would leave it alone, walk past it several times and wonder what was inside. There was, however, a flaw in this strategy. Her son would apparently open it the second he saw it.

Problem solved.

Monica immediately recognised the psychological trap. It reminded her of envelopes marked “Confidential.” Put nothing interesting on the envelope and people may ignore it. Write confidential across the front and suddenly the mystery becomes irresistible.

She also confessed to an even more serious offence.

Christmas presents.

If Monica receives a wrapped present weeks before Christmas, there is a reasonable possibility that she will open it, inspect it and wrap it again.

“I’m a curious person,” she said.

Rosii thought she could resist the box for a few hours. She would spend those hours thinking, What is in this box? What is the secret? But until tomorrow? No chance.

The Mayor claimed greater discipline.

His training ground was the refrigerator.

Inside it sits a special bar of chocolate belonging to his wife. It has apparently survived there for months, despite repeatedly encountering a hungry man who knows exactly where it is.

The chocolate even talks to him.

“I know you want to eat me.”

The Mayor talks back.

“And I know you want to see me dead.”

Marriage can apparently turn confectionery into a hostage negotiation.

His point, underneath the chocolate drama, was that curiosity does not always have to be satisfied immediately. Sometimes you wait.

Eventually, the secret reveals itself.

The box might even be empty.

Fruitloop raised the stakes.

Someone tells you:

“I know a secret about you.”

Then refuses to say what it is.

How do you survive?

Monica knew this torture well. Her mother used to begin stories and then refuse to reveal the rest. She would offer just enough information to create the question.

Who said it?

What happened?

What did you hear?

“I can’t tell you.”

For Monica, that was maddening. If you were never going to finish the story, why start it? Once someone gives you one little piece, she said, curiosity takes over. You begin imagining the missing parts.

Rosii’s answer wandered unexpectedly into another kind of secret. Recently, while her car was being repaired, she needed transport. A normal Uber was expensive. A motorcycle Uber was much cheaper.

There was one problem.

Rosii considered motorcycles dangerous. Her sister disliked them too.

Rosii booked one anyway.

Before setting off, she asked the driver to please go slowly and take care. He reassured her. She arrived quickly and safely—and suddenly understood why people used them.

The secret did not remain secret for long.

Fruitloop, meanwhile, had a completely different strategy for the mysterious person claiming to know something about her.

Negotiation.

“You tell me what secret you know about me, and I’ll tell you what I know about you.”

There was a moment of appreciation around the table. Then came the word “blackmail.” Fruitloop refined her position. Everything depended on the situation. More importantly, how did she even know the alleged secret was true? Perhaps someone had heard false information.

Now curiosity had reached its boundary.

Wanting to know is one thing.

Believing everything you discover is another.

Sometimes the unanswered question needs patience. Sometimes it needs scepticism. And sometimes, apparently, it needs negotiations.

Next came a button.

Naturally, it said:

DO NOT PRESS.

What happens when you press it?

The Mayor’s wish was modest: something restorative.

Rosii wanted the button to produce a ticket to anywhere she wanted to go. France was somewhere in the picture, although she admitted that such a journey would need planning.

Fruitloop improved the technology. Why bother with a ticket? Press the button and simply appear wherever you want to be. She had several possibilities in mind: Zanzibar, the Kruger National Park, perhaps Mauritius. Tropical beaches appeared to be gaining ground.

Monica was more cautious. A forbidden button, she pointed out, might be an ejector-seat control. She had flown gliders and knew that important controls could be deliberately conspicuous for a reason.

Press first and investigate later, and you might discover yourself travelling unexpectedly upwards.

Fruitloop’s button was considerably more domestic. She wanted a five-course meal, with drinks, for the whole family. No cooking. No fuss. She could simply sit down and eat.

The Mayor promptly invited himself.

All they needed now was the button.

By this stage, a mysterious door appearing in the house at midnight seemed entirely reasonable.

Fruitloop offered three choices.

Open it immediately.

Investigate first.

Or move house.

The Mayor said that at his age he would simply hope there was a loo behind it. That answer sent the conversation somewhere it probably did not need to go.

Fruitloop immediately imagined him opening the mysterious door only for a giant monster to jump out. There would be no loo. There might, however, be an urgent requirement for clean trousers.

She began laughing at the picture in her own head.

“I don’t even know why it’s a monster,” she admitted.

Then she added tentacles.

This did not improve matters.

Monica, whose years of nursing had left her rather less shocked by the direction of the conversation, rescued the mysterious door with The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Perhaps the door opened into another world. Now the question changed.

Would you go?

Monica thought she probably would. She described herself again as curious, although she knew stories about mysterious doors did not always end well.

Rosii would open it too.

“Let’s see what happens,” she said.

Perhaps there would be a big family party on the other side. Perhaps a beautiful place to spend the day.

Fruitloop did not hesitate either. She wanted to know why the door was there. And if something was waiting behind it?

“Where did you come from? What do you want? How can I help you?”

Even the unknown, apparently, would first have to survive an interview.

Then something strange appeared behind Monica on the screen.

A blurred shape.

A gremlin?

A ghost?

Fruitloop asked Casper to leave the meeting.

Someone observed that a Zoom call already sounds suspiciously like a séance: Can everybody hear me? Is somebody there? Can you answer me?

At this point the mysterious-door question had effectively escaped supervision.

Fruitloop decided that if the door led to Narnia, she was going. Hogwarts would also be acceptable. She promised to come back with stories.

And because this was her imaginary magical world, she introduced one further condition: time would stand still on this side. She could disappear for years of adventure and return almost exactly when she had left.

Somewhere along the way, the conversation also travelled to Bahia, old memories of a very large tortoise in either Johannesburg or Durban, Rosii’s years working in tourism, Monica’s family connections in Brazil, magical travel, Scottish unicorns and plans to make a video of the Mayor’s village for Rosii after she had said she wanted to see it.

It was chaotic.

Nobody pretended otherwise.

Perhaps that is what curiosity looks like when nobody tries too hard to control it.

It starts with a question about trains and ends with a ghost in a Zoom meeting. It turns a traffic-filled motorway into hundreds of untold stories. It makes a wrapped Christmas present unbearable, a bar of chocolate philosophical and an ordinary imaginary door an entrance to another world.

But the conversation also found the other side of curiosity.

A question does not always need an immediate answer. A secret may not be true simply because somebody whispers that they know it. A warning can make us more curious, but occasionally the red button really is red for a reason.

And perhaps that is why nobody ever managed to decide exactly how curious is too curious.

They were too busy opening the door.

The story ends by balancing curiosity with caution, a tension that becomes clearest when the box, button and door are compared as three different kinds of risk.

A Shadow Named John.
Fiction

A Shadow Named John.

Written by Janita Le Grange.

I jolted awake, my heart hammering against my ribs.

Wait… what? Am I dreaming?

I sat frozen under the covers, staring into the dark. It had sounded so loud, so incredibly real. I climbed out of bed, my feet hitting the cold floorboards, and pulled on my robe, tying the belt tight around my waist as a shield against the chill.

Slowly, I walked through the apartment. I checked the heavy deadbolt on the front door, turned on the lights in the living room, and peeked into the empty guest bedroom. Nothing. I didn’t see anyone. Yet, as I stood there in the quiet, I could have sworn on my life that someone had just whispered my name right into the shadows of my bedroom.

I walked over to the window and parted the blinds, peering down into the moonlit driveway. No strange cars. No movement. Just empty asphalt.

It was deeply odd. I crawled back into bed and pulled the duvet up to my chin, but I couldn’t shake the heavy, suffocating sensation that someone was standing in the corner of the room, watching me sleep. I had only moved into this place a week ago. The layout was still unfamiliar, the shadows fell in strange shapes, and I hadn’t felt quite at ease yet. My imagination is just playing tricks on me, I whispered to myself, closing my eyes. New place, new nerves.

Before long, my life settled back into a normal, comforting routine. I woke up, went to work, came home, cleaned, cooked, watched a bit of television, and went to bed. It was the mindless, exhausting repetition of a young adult fresh out of university, desperately trying to build a career and a life from scratch.

But tonight, the routine shattered.

The unsettling sense of being watched returned with a vengeance. I was curled up on the couch, completely engrossed in a new book I’d found called Fallen. I was so deeply pulled into the narrative that when I realized it was part of a series, I immediately made a mental note to hunt down the rest of the copies the next day.

And that’s when I heard it.

Clear. Distinct. Heavy.

The sound of footsteps pacing and walking.

I sat up straight, my book dropping to my lap, my ears straining against the silence. More footsteps followed, and they were tracking a direct path toward me. I looked around the brightly lit living room, but obviously, I saw nothing. I held my breath, waiting, and the footsteps suddenly stopped dead.

Then came a sharp, agonizing creak from the kitchen floorboards.

I stood up slowly, my muscles tense, and tiptoed into the kitchen. I flipped the light switch. The room flooded with a harsh glow, illuminating clean counters, an empty sink, and absolutely nothing out of place.

New place, new sounds… I thought, rubbing my eyes. Or I am finally losing my mind.

I checked my phone on the nightstand. The screen flared to life, casting a cold blue glow across the blankets: 12:00 AM.

The witching hour, as some might call it. But those kinds of old wives’ tales had never bothered me; I wasn’t the superstitious type. Deciding that my mind was simply overtired, I turned off the lamp and resolved to get some sleep.

But sleep refused to come.

I rolled from my left side to my right, tossing and turning as an unexplained, icy breeze suddenly drifted across my face. I sat up, shivering, and re-checked the bedroom window and the hallway doors. Everything was sealed tight against the night air. Yet the cold remained, hanging heavy in the center of the room.

The moment my head hit the pillow again, a sharp, distinct crack echoed from the bathroom next door—the unmistakable sound of fiberglass shifting under sudden weight, as if someone had just climbed into the bathtub.

I froze, my breath catching in my throat.

Drip. Drip. Drip.

Then, the pipe groaned, and the sound of rushing, pressurized water exploded through the wall.

What on earth?!

I bolted out of bed and sprinted down the short hallway, flinging the bathroom door open and slapping the light switch. The harsh fluorescent glare burned my sensitive, sleep-deprived eyes. I blinked rapidly, waiting for the room to focus, expecting to see a flooded floor or a spinning faucet handle.

Nothing.

The porcelain basin was bone-dry. The chrome tap wasn’t even damp.

I stood there in the silence, the echo of the rushing water still ringing in my ears, as a vivid, unbidden memory flashed through my mind: a scene from Th13teen Ghosts. I had watched it years ago, a movie about a house where spirits were locked behind shifting glass walls—present, angry, but completely invisible until it was too late. One ghost in particular, bloodied and bound, had haunted a bathroom. I had always hated horror movies for exactly this reason; the images stayed buried in your subconscious, waiting for a dark, quiet night to claw their way back to the surface.

Eventually, sheer exhaustion wore down my panic, and sleep finally took over. But it brought no relief. My subconscious twisted the night’s events into a chaotic, vivid nightmare—blood-slicked specters chasing me through endless, unfamiliar corridors, balanced only by the sudden, blinding appearance of armored angels swooping down to pull me from the dark.

When my alarm woke me the next morning, I forced a laugh at my own expense. I came to a simple, logical conclusion: I was reading far too many fantasy novels and letting old cinematic jump-scares get the better of me.

A few days later, nature decided to match the turbulence inside my head.

A tremendous, violent storm broke out over the city. The sky turned an ominous, bruised shade of purple, and the air grew thick and electric. Then, the first crack of thunder split the heavens, rattling the glass in my apartment windows as jagged bolts of lightning began to tear through the dark…

Then, the first crack of thunder split the heavens, rattling the glass in my apartment windows as jagged bolts of lightning began to tear through the dark…

I was sitting right in front of the television when the world went completely black.

The storm outside had finally knocked out the local grid, the sudden silence punctuated only by a distant, booming roll of thunder. I didn’t feel truly frightened—though the sudden darkness did make me jolt a little in my seat. Standing up carefully, I set my dinner plate down on the coffee table and reached for my phone, switching on its built-in flashlight. I navigated my way to the hallway DB board, keeping my fingers firmly crossed that the main switch had simply tripped from a power surge.

No such luck. The lever was up; the municipal power was entirely dead.

Using the beam of my phone light to guide my fork, I sat back down and finished my dinner. Yet, the blacked-out apartment felt smaller now, and I couldn’t shake the prickling sensation that I was no longer alone in the dark. A cold chill ran straight down my spine. I pitched my ears and listened intently, but there wasn’t a single sound to be heard except for the metallic scrape of my fork against the ceramic plate and the deep, rhythmic roar of the thunder outside. The doors and windows were definitely still closed; I had double-checked the locks myself.

After finishing the last bite, I guided myself to the kitchen with the flashlight beam and placed the empty plate into the sink. There was no use staying awake in a dead apartment, so I decided to take a quick shower and head straight to bed.

But as I stepped out of the kitchen and into the short hallway, the beam of my phone light caught something.

I froze solid, the breath dying in my throat.

There stood a man.

He was completely, solidly black—a silhouette carved right out of the darkness. No matter how hard I stared, I couldn’t make out a single facial feature. He just stood there, towering in the narrow corridor.

“W… what… what are you doing in my house?” I rasped, my voice trembling as I tried to force a sense of authority I didn’t possess.

There was no response. The figure didn’t blink, didn’t breathe, didn’t move.

Summoning every ounce of courage I had left, I lifted my phone a bit higher to cast the beam directly onto his chest. But the moment the brightest point of the light hit the space where he was standing, the air cleared. He was gone.

Terrified to move, but driven by a sudden spike of adrenaline, I launched into a frantic search of the apartment. It wasn’t a large place, and if he had been a real intruder, he couldn’t have gone far. I checked behind the curtains, inside the wardrobes, and behind the shower screen.

Absolutely no one was there.

“It’s just my mind playing tricks on me,” I muttered to the empty rooms, my heart still racing. Maybe the relentless pressure of working all the time fresh out of university was finally catching up to me. I was exhausted, and an overtired brain can do strange things in the dark.

But deep down, something felt entirely off.

After finally convincing myself that it must have been a trick of the shadows, I took a quick shower in the dark, using my phone light to illuminate the steam, and crawled into bed. But sleep was a distant memory now. I lay there in the quiet, my mind obsessively looping back to the image of the silhouette.

The more I thought about it, the more specific details began to crystallize in my memory. The shadow hadn’t just been a generic shape. He had been wearing a very distinct, long, heavy winter overcoat that flared slightly at the bottom, and a tall, rigid top hat. It was almost as if a silhouette of Abraham Lincoln had suddenly come to life right in my small hallway.

Nobody dressed like that anymore.

I jumped out of bed, ignoring the cold floorboards, and grabbed my laptop. Thankfully, the battery was fully charged. I booted it up, connected it to my phone’s cellular hotspot, and opened Google.

My fingers flew across the keyboard, searching through historical fashion timelines, old dress styles, and 19th-century men’s tailoring. Then, I pivoted my search toward the apartment block itself. I typed in the address, scouring old local news archives, digital property deeds, and any suspicious activities or historic deaths the search engine could give me.

I didn’t believe in ghosts. I wasn’t superstitious, and I certainly wasn’t crazy. But I needed peace of mind. And if I was going to share my new apartment with a man from another century, I had to know exactly who he was.

The blue light of the laptop screen illuminated the dark bedroom as I scrolled through decades of digitized archives. Most of the early search results were broad and fragmented, but they provided a grim foundation.

Years ago, a brutal, historic battle had raged across these exact grounds. Local historical societies believed that many soldiers had died right where my living room now stood, their remains buried hastily beneath what would eventually become the foundations of the modern apartment block. Unsurprisingly, the local newspaper archives were riddled with sensational headlines over the years, detailing a long history of tenants claiming to live in “haunted apartments” and reporting strange, unexplained phenomena.

But as I dug deeper into the building’s specific occupancy records from the late 19th century, one specific name leaped off the screen.

John Robert Brown.

I stared at the name, a strange sense of clarity washing over me. Right then and there, I decided to call my shadow John.

According to an archived obituary and a few scandalous local society columns from the era, John had been a well-known British soldier who had served with distinction before retiring from the military. He had moved to this area to pursue a quiet life as an artist, but the transition to civilian life had been unkind to him. His paintings never sold, he became a severe alcoholic, and he spiraled into a deep, inescapable depression.

The article concluded with a grim detail: broke and destitute, he had hung himself inside this very building.

An old, grainy sketch from a local newspaper archive accompanied the text. It showed a man from the mid-1800s, dressed in a formal, heavy wool overcoat, holding a tall, rigid top hat in his hands.

He ticked every single box I had created to match my ghost.

I leaned back against my pillows, closing the laptop and letting the darkness reclaim the room. I still didn’t entirely believe in the supernatural, and I wasn’t prone to superstition. But as I looked toward the empty hallway, the fear was gone, replaced by a profound, heavy sadness. John wasn’t a monster from a movie. He was just a man trapped in a loop of his own tragic history, pacing the floorboards of the only place he had left.

I pulled the blankets up to my shoulders and closed my eyes. “Goodnight, John,” I whispered into the quiet apartment.

And for the first time since I moved in, the cold breeze in the room felt entirely peaceful.

The peace didn’t last.

Soon, the stranger, more aggressive anomalies began to bleed into my nights. It started with a voice—faint at first, but crystallizing into a clear, sharp whisper that cut through the silence of my bedroom.

“Emily…”

I sat up, the sound of my own name vibrating in the quiet. It sounded exactly like my father’s voice, carrying the familiar, protective cadence he used when I was a child. But I knew it was impossible. He didn’t live with me; he was miles away. To hear his voice echoing in this empty apartment made my skin crawl in a completely new way.

Then, the technology in the apartment began to warp. Every time I plugged my phone into the wall charger on my nightstand, the device would go haywire.

Ping—charging. Ping—not charging. Ping… ping… ping…

The screen would flash relentlessly, the digital chime echoing like an erratic heartbeat in the dark. It wouldn’t stop until I physically hovered my palm directly over the screen, my hand acting as a shield. The moment I covered it, the frantic pings would abruptly die, leaving the room in a heavy, suffocating silence.

On the inevitable rainy nights, when the lowveld storms rolled in and the shadows lengthened, I would still see him. John would stand tall and motionless in his 19th-century overcoat and top hat at the end of the narrow corridor. By then, the initial shock had worn off. I would simply nod, offer a quiet, “Hi, John,” and walk right past him, going about my evening business. He wasn’t a malicious bother, but the sheer, unnatural wrongness of his presence still managed to frighten me from time to time.

Until the warm summer night when the boundaries broke entirely.

I had been out late with a group of friends, laughing and dancing, completely shaking off the tension of the past few weeks. I came home utterly exhausted, kicked off my shoes, and fell into a blissful, heavy sleep. Because it was a stifling, humid night, I had left my feet sticking out from underneath the edge of the duvet, searching for a cool breeze.

Deep in the middle of my sleep, a physical sensation jolted me awake.

A single, ice-cold finger slowly slid across the bottom of my bare foot. It was deliberate. Flesh-and-blood real.

I shot straight up in bed, my blood turning to absolute ice in my veins. A cold, frantic sweat broke out across my back, and every single hair on my body stood on end. My skin erupted in severe goosebumps as I stared into the pitch-black room, completely paralyzed by terror.

What on earth was that?!

That was the absolute last straw. I was completely, fundamentally freaked out. The fragile truce I had made with the history of this place was shattered.

The very next morning, as soon as the sun broke through the window, I called my realtor and told her flatly that I was breaking the lease. I packed my immediate essentials into a few suitcases and retreated straight to the safety of my parents’ house.

A week later, the day arrived to finally fetch the rest of my furniture. The movers were busy carrying the heavy boxes out to the truck, leaving the apartment echoing and bare. Before I walked out for the last time, I stepped away from the noise and stood alone in the short, narrow hallway. The exact spot where the shadow of John Robert Brown used to manifest.

I looked into the empty space, took a deep breath, and spoke aloud, as if he were standing right in front of me.

“I am sorry, John, but I can’t live here anymore,” I said softly, my voice catching in the empty apartment. “I really hope you find peace, and that you can finally move on from this place. I wish you well. Goodbye, John.”

I turned on my heel, walked out the front door, and never looked back. I never uttered a word about what I saw to the landlord or the next tenants, and I never found out if John finally managed to cross over.

But as the heavy door clicked shut behind me, the air in the hallway finally went still.

Eleven Days, Thirteen Hours and Five Minutes.
Member Stories

Eleven Days, Thirteen Hours and Five Minutes.

By Babette, Germany.

Before Babette’s family reaches Egypt, there are visas to check, trains to choose, snorkelling masks to buy and one very old underwater camera to test. Sometimes the adventure begins long before the plane leaves the ground.

“I have one day and one hour, and then I’m on vacation.”

That was how the countdown began. But there was another, much more important countdown running in Babette’s head: the family holiday to Egypt.

By the end of the conversation, she could give that one with impressive precision.

“Eleven days and thirteen hours and five minutes.”

For the moment, she quickly added.

There is excitement in her household, but it is the kind of excitement that comes with a rather long to-do list. The passports are sorted. The suitcases are not. The visas still need checking. The train to Cologne airport needs arranging. There are snorkelling masks to buy, questions about transfers to answer and an ancient underwater camera waiting to discover whether retirement has finally caught up with it.

And somewhere beyond all that organisation are Egypt, the sea, a glass-bottom boat and seven days of family holiday.

Babette has discovered that even going on holiday requires decisions before the fun can begin.

The family may be able to arrange their visas when they arrive in Egypt, but that could mean standing in a long queue at the airport. Neighbours who regularly travel to Egypt told her they had once waited around an hour and a half.

After travelling through the night, taking a flight of roughly five hours and then still needing to reach the hotel, that is not an especially attractive prospect.

“I think it’s better when we do it before,” Babette said.

That, however, requires another bit of curiosity: she still wants to check exactly what the children need.

Babette is already confident about one thing.

“I think it will be fantastic.”

Her husband appears even more confident. Before they have taken their first flight to Egypt, he is already sure they will holiday there again.

Then came the challenge of explaining one of their possible excursions in English.

It began as a “mermaid glass bottom” boat.

Babette tried again. Boat. Glass. Bottom. Windows. Sitting below the boat and looking through them into the water.

Eventually they got there.

“Like a glass bottom, maybe,” Janita suggested.

“Yes!”

Success.

There may also be snorkelling, which means the family needs masks and fins. Babette has been advised that it is better to buy them at home and take them along.

This creates a new problem: luggage.

Babette’s solution is wonderfully practical. If snorkelling equipment takes up space, they will simply take fewer clothes.

For seven nights, she reasoned, how much do you really need? A swimsuit, underwear, some shorts, perhaps two pairs of trousers. Socks are hardly going to be the star of an Egyptian holiday.

Besides, each person can take 20 kilograms of luggage, and there should be space left for the return journey. Babette already suspects they will buy a souvenir, and there may be dresses or T-shirts worth bringing home.

Besides, each person can take 20 kilograms of luggage, and there should be space left for the return journey.

The holiday has not started yet, and already every kilogram has a possible future.

Then Babette remembered something.

She has an underwater camera.

Perfect for snorkelling. Perfect for the glass-bottom boat. Perfect for bringing back photographic evidence of the family adventure.

There is only one small problem.

“The expiry date was March 2017.”

Fruitloop was baffled.

“Why does it have an expiry date? It’s a camera! It’s not food!”

Babette did not know either.

She bought it for a holiday around 2011, and apparently it has been waiting patiently ever since. Fruitloop suggested testing it in a swimming pool before trusting it with the photographic record of Egypt.

There is also a waterproof cover for Babette’s mobile phone, but its reliability is not particularly reassuring.

“Sometimes it works. And sometimes not.”

She knows this from experience. During a previous holiday in Mallorca, she managed to use it for a picture of herself in the ocean.

The purpose of the picture?

“Photographic evidence.”

Evidence that she had actually been in the sea.

Her husband later tried taking pictures underwater, apparently with less success.

For Egypt, Babette has already developed a sensible division of labour: she can take pictures from the boat. The children can deal with the underwater camera.

Assuming, of course, that the camera from 2011 decides it is still alive.

Before anyone can snorkel, however, the family has to reach Cologne airport.

Babette is considering using Rail and Fly, which means another investigation into train times and connections.

Driving would take roughly three to three and a half hours, and the children could sleep in the car. The train does not necessarily save much time. One option involves changing three times. Leave an hour later and they would have to change four times.

Still, one connection gives them almost two uninterrupted hours on a train.

There are closer airports, including one only about 30 or 40 minutes away, but the convenient option is not necessarily the affordable one. Flights from other airports could have pushed the holiday cost much higher.

So Babette keeps comparing.

Train or car. Visa before travelling or visa at the airport. Buy something at home or buy it there. Take more clothes or leave room for snorkelling equipment.

For a holiday that is supposed to be about getting away from everyday responsibilities, there is an impressive amount of administration involved in escaping them.

Yet Babette is also learning something useful from the process. If the family decides to make a similar trip next year, she thinks she may be able to organise much more of it herself online, perhaps with some help from a friend who has experience with travel bookings.

The unknown becomes less unknown once you have done it once.

Egypt may be approaching, but home has not disappeared.

There is still work to finish. Babette may need to stay a little longer to complete some special invoices before her leave begins.

There is a garden waiting for attention. After hot weather, the grass has turned brown, while the tomatoes and melons are grateful for rain.

There is also her son’s birthday approaching, with plans for a pool party if the weather cooperates.

And there are the small pieces of family chaos that refuse to wait politely for a holiday.

These are the details that sit beside the grander plans: visas and pyramids and brown grass, snorkelling masks and work invoices. The extraordinary holiday is coming, but ordinary family life keeps happening right up to departure.

Not everything has been planned.

That may be part of the pleasure.

There could be the glass-bottom boat and snorkelling. There might be a trip into the desert on quad bikes. Babette has heard about tours to the pyramids too, but she is less convinced by the prospect of stepping from an air-conditioned bus into extreme heat.

That is the lovely thing about a holiday that has not happened yet. At the moment, Egypt is still made from other people’s advice, internet searches, weather forecasts, timetables, expectations and questions.

Soon the family will discover what it is actually like for themselves.

Babette’s WhatsApp status may become the unofficial travel report.

And when she returns, one English conversation may not be enough to contain seven days in Egypt plus the journey there and back.

Babette already has the solution.

“When one hour is not enough, so then we make two hours.”

But first she has to get there.

At the end of the conversation, the countdown was still running.

Eleven days.

Thirteen hours.

Five minutes.

For the moment.

McDonald’s, Roses, and the Seven-Year-Old Strategist
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McDonald’s, Roses, and the Seven-Year-Old Strategist

Fruitloop’s Reflections, by Janita Le Grange

He came through the front door, bursting with the kind of urgent, life-altering news that only a primary schooler can deliver.

“I have a girlfriend.”

I paused, looking at him. “That’s big news. What’s her name?”

He stared back at me, completely unbothered by the minor detail he had overlooked. He didn’t know. But what he lacked in a name, he more than made up for in romantic protocol. He informed me, with absolute gravity, that he needed to pick roses for her, buy her a chocolate, and source a ring—because he couldn’t possibly break her heart.

Where does a seven-year-old get these ideas?

I stood there mentally auditing our garden. Roses aren’t even in season, and I certainly don’t own a rose bush. We compromised on the chocolate. As for the ring? I wisely kept my mouth shut and let that one slide.

It took a full week of serious playground diplomacy, but he finally came home and proudly announced her name. Progress.

This whole romantic saga actually started a while back during a trip to McDonald’s.

Across the road sits a block of modest little flats. There was a “For Sale” sign outside one of them, and right then, over a box of chips, a grand life plan was born. He looked at the building, looked at his cold drink, and declared that he, his future wife, and their child would move in there.

In his mind, it was absolute magic. It was close to school, and more importantly, right next to McDonald’s. Prime real estate.

In a seven-year-old’s logic, life is simple arithmetic. He wants his own place so nobody can tell him when to go to bed or pick up his toys. But he doesn’t want to be lonely, so naturally, he needs a wife. And in his head, 1+1=3, so a child is just part of the standard furniture package.

The mechanics of it all? Completely blank. He has zero concept of the birds and the bees, or what it actually takes to care for a human being.

He reckons you just go to the “baby factory,” place an order, and collect your delivery from the hospital. We can thank animated movies for that particular logistical theory—storks operating a glorified courier service.

At first, he announced he wanted five kids. Then he took a moment to calculate the sheer volume of cooking and toy retrieval that five children would require, and promptly downsized. Two kids, he decided, would be far more convenient. Efficient. Manageable.

He genuinely thinks he has life completely figured out.

He has mapped out his housing, his family size, his romantic gestures, and his proximity to fast food before he’s even mastered long division. Everything in his world right now is clean, innocent, and effortless.

Aristotle said that knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

Watching my son, I realize he knows exactly who he is in this precise moment. He knows what he likes, what he wants, and what feels comfortable. He hasn’t yet learned to overthink, to doubt his plans, or to worry about how the bills get paid.

Granted, his “self-knowledge” includes the belief that an apartment next to a drive-thru is the ultimate pinnacle of success, but the clarity is enviable.

Since the girlfriend announcement, he has already revisited his master plan. He recently decided that the flat across from McDonald’s might not be quite suitable for his wife and child after all. The market is shifting. The strategy is evolving.

I’m not planning a wedding just yet.

For now, the grand adult master plans can wait. He doesn’t need to worry about real estate, baby factories, or keeping up with five kids.

His ambitions for the week are much closer to home: passing Grade 1, wrestling with his daily homework, and giving his absolute best at cricket practice.

We spend so much time as adults trying to figure out who we are, untangling the complicated layers we build up over the years. Maybe true wisdom isn’t having the whole blueprint drawn out. Maybe it’s just knowing what matters today, keeping things simple, and remembering that a little chocolate goes a long way.

Tomorrow, he’ll probably change his mind again. And that’s completely okay.

For now, he’s seven, he’s learning, and he’s got the whole world right where he wants it.

The Holiday I Didn’t Plan.
Member Stories

The Holiday I Didn’t Plan.

By Alexander, Germany.

Sometimes the easiest way into another world is to arrive without much of a plan and see what happens.

For once, I did not really prepare.

We were going to Croatia for a week with about fifteen people. Somebody else had organised the house. I knew some of the group well, some less well. There was no big programme waiting for us. We would arrive, see what people wanted to do, and go with the flow.

It turned out to be nearly perfect.

If I made a Croatian profit-and-loss statement now, the profit side would be easy: friends, new friends, good food, time with my family, and very good feelings with my son.

The loss side took longer.

In the end, I could not find very much to put there.

The holiday started after a football match on Friday evening. I had hurt my knee a little during the game, and then we got into the car for the overnight drive. We left at about nine and arrived the next morning, around seven or eight.

My son slept almost the whole way. I think he slept better in the car than he sometimes sleeps in his bed. My wife also slept for most of the night. I noticed this.

At about five in the morning, I was exhausted, so she drove for around an hour while I tried to refill my energy. By then my knee was also complaining. At one petrol station I got out of the car and could hardly walk.

Still, the journey was okay.

We arrived before everybody else, found our room, and I had one simple plan: sleep.

About an hour later, the rest of the group arrived. Three or four families came into our room to see whether perhaps we had chosen the best one.

That was the end of my sleep.

But it was also the beginning of a very easy week.

The house had already been organised. Nobody seemed to control everything. One family might say, “Tomorrow we would like to go to the beach,” and the others could join. Somebody different went to the bakery each morning. We cooked together. We cleaned a little together.

One family might say, “Tomorrow we would like to go to the beach,” and the others could join.

At one point I was asked what my ministry was. Was I responsible for anything?

No.

I enjoyed that very much.

Of course, doing nothing is never completely true when you travel with a small child. My wife and I spent most of our time with our son, and that was our main responsibility. But around us, things simply happened. Bread appeared. Food was prepared. Plans were made. Nobody seemed very stressed.

I had paid my share, arrived, and suddenly I was allowed to have a holiday.

Living with people for a week is also different from meeting them for an evening. You notice small things. How people talk. How they react. How they behave when nobody has a fixed plan.

I got to know some of them better.

And I also noticed something about myself. My goal on this holiday was not to be the best, the most important, or the person with the most impressive story. I just wanted to relax.

That made many things easier.

The biggest changes were probably happening for my son. For him, everything was new: the long journey, the house, all the people, the pool, the sea.

At first he was shy and stayed very close to my wife. By the end of the week, it was different. He had made a connection with an older child in the group, and they played together in the pool.

He also discovered the billiard table.

I think we spent around eight hours during the week sitting there while he threw billiard balls into the pockets. For a two-year-old, this was apparently excellent entertainment.

The swimming pool took more time. At first he could not balance properly with his swimming aids, and we always stayed close. On the last day, something had changed.

He could balance himself.

He was not swimming alone, but he was more independent in the water.

That was one of the special moments.

The sea was similar. The first time, the waves and the people were too much for him. The next time, he went into the water with somebody from the group and spent a long time looking for fish.

Afterwards, we sat at the beach bar. The adults had a beer. My son had an ice cream.

When he has an ice cream, life is usually okay.

There is one slightly ridiculous detail about our holiday in Pula.

I saw almost nothing of Pula.

Absolutely nothing.

One evening the others went into the city, but it was too late for our son. We stayed at the house, put him to bed, and had a quiet evening.

And that was fine.

We went out for dinner a couple of times. One evening, my wife and I ate a fish plate together while our son sat happily and ate with us. On the final evening, I ordered him a pizza. He ate one piece and was finished. So I went outside with him and played with his little cars.

That is travelling with a small child.

You do not necessarily see every famous place.

Sometimes your world is a swimming pool, a billiard table, a restaurant pavement, and a small car being pushed along the ground.

And somehow, that can still be a very good world.

At the end, I was asked what I brought home that I had not taken with me.

My first answer was simple.

Less stress.

Good emotions.

A knee that felt better than it had on the first day.

But perhaps there was something else.

I went to Croatia without organising very much. Other people had arranged the house. During the week, plans appeared naturally. We ate, played cards, went to the beach, spent time together, and watched our son become more comfortable with new people and more confident in the water.

I did not discover much of Pula.

But I discovered that sometimes I do not need to discover everything.

Sometimes it is enough to arrive, join the people around you, and let the week happen.

What If the Dragon Wants Something Else?
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What If the Dragon Wants Something Else?

The Human Bit, by Frank Peters

It started on Friday with a dragon.

For Peeling Potatoes Episode 60, we asked:

A ridiculous question, obviously.

Dragons breathe fire. That is what dragons do. Somewhere, presumably, there is a dragon handbook explaining the procedure.

But what if this one wants marshmallow fluff and warm cocoa?

The question stayed with me.

Then came Monday.

My wife had a very important hospital appointment in Strasbourg. It went wrong. I am not going to turn the details into an anecdote. They belong to her, and the consequences mattered.

But one thought followed me out of the hospital.

Systems are necessary. Hospitals certainly need them. So do governments, businesses, schools and almost everything else we depend on.

The problem begins when the person standing inside or outside the system does not behave quite as the system expects.

Who is supposed to adapt then?

Afterwards, we wanted something wonderfully ordinary.

Coffee.

My wife mentioned an Egg McMuffin.

I hadn’t had one for years. Suddenly it sounded exactly right.

There was a McDonald’s nearby. I walked in knowing what I wanted, with the money to buy it.

This should have been an exceptionally easy sale.

Instead, I was confronted by a giant touchscreen.

Touch this. Find that. Choose this. Go back. Try again.

I tried.

Then I gave up.

McDonald’s had the product. I wanted the product. I had the money.

And somehow the system prevented the transaction.

I walked out angry.

Two doors down was a place called Cinnamood.

I’d never heard of it.

Cinnamon rolls. Utterly wicked things. Not cheap either, although on Place Kléber I imagine the landlord has views on that.

But there were people.

There was human service. There was a terrific atmosphere.

And there was an outrageously good cinnamon roll.

Cinnamood won.

Hands down.

And now, rather wonderfully, I am advertising them for free.

Nobody asked me to. Nobody paid me. They simply created an experience worth talking about.

McDonald’s had decades of brand recognition on its side. It got me through the door knowing exactly what I wanted.

Twenty minutes later, I was telling people about the business I had never heard of.

There are probably marketing departments spending fortunes trying to achieve exactly that.

Cinnamood managed it with cinnamon, sugar and a human being.

This isn’t an argument against technology.

That would be absurd.

Technology makes much of what we do at Brida possible. AI and automation allow a tiny organisation to do things that once would have required considerably more people, time and money.

But perhaps technology works best when it removes unnecessary work rather than removing the human moment.

Which brings me back to the dragon.

The dragon must breathe fire.

The patient must fit the process.

The customer must use the touchscreen.

The employee must follow the workflow.

Perhaps, occasionally, we should stop trying to correct the person and ask a simpler question:

That question is increasingly at the heart of The Pineapple.

We tell stories about work, technology, families, travel, money, food, absurdities and ordinary life. Not because we have discovered the answers, but because interesting people everywhere are trying to make sense of the same changing world.

And we talk about it.

In English.

Which raises another question I have been thinking about.

Read The Pineapple. Listen to it. Talk about it. Join a conversation. Tell us what happens in your world. Disagree with somebody. Explain something only you know. Ask a ridiculous question about a dragon.

Use your English because there is something worth saying.

Perhaps improvement does not always have to begin with a lesson.

Perhaps sometimes it begins with curiosity.

Or frustration.

Or somebody else’s story.

Or an Egg McMuffin you never actually managed to buy.

I don’t know exactly where the boundary between training, conversation, publishing and ordinary human life sits anymore.

I’m not sure I particularly want to.

I do know this.

On Monday, one system lost me.

Another human experience won me.

And on Friday, a dragon had already warned me why.

Sometimes the problem isn’t that the dragon won’t breathe fire.

Sometimes the problem is that nobody thought to ask what the dragon wanted to do instead.

Recipe

Dorade Sashimi with Hot Olive Oil & Cherry Tomato Salsa

Learned at a Stefan Hensler cooking school in Hamburg (taught by Tobias Fjergs), cooked for Ralf’s 50th birthday.

Dorade Sashimi with Hot Olive Oil & Cherry Tomato Salsa

Ingredients (serves ~2–4):

  • 300–400g dorade fillets, skin-on, sliced ~0.5cm thin
  • 8 tbsp olive oil (heated until just smoking)
  • Cherry tomatoes, cut into 8 wedges
  • Lime zest and lime juice
  • 2 tbsp chopped basil; 1 tbsp red onion (small cubes)
  • 4 tbsp Ponzu sauce; 2 tsp thick balsamic vinegar; salt and pepper

Ponzu sauce (homemade): 120ml sake, 120ml mirin, 220ml soy sauce, 220ml lemon juice — combined.

Method: Arrange sliced fillets skin-side up in a deep plate. Add cherry tomato wedges. Mix lime juice/zest with salt and pepper. Heat olive oil until just smoking, pour over skin with a dry spoon to crisp and blister it. Finish with Ponzu sauce and tomato salsa

Monica in Europe
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Monica in Europe

Welcome to Monica’s 2026 European Trip. As you know, Monica lives in Adelaide, Australia and she and her partner are in Europe to visit family & friends in Germany (Monica) and in Scotland (John).


We start in Frankfurt. At the ‘Hauptwache.’ The little Baroque building in the photo was built around 1729–1730 as Frankfurt’s main guardhouse and police station. It also contained a prison. It later became a café, which it still is today. The building actually gave the whole square—An der Hauptwache—its name.

Die Hauptwache
Struwelpeter Museum, Frankfurt

Der Struwwelpeter is one of Germany’s best-known children’s books—and one of its strangest. Created in Frankfurt in 1844 by physician Heinrich Hoffmann after he failed to find a suitable Christmas book for his young son, it tells a series of wildly exaggerated cautionary tales about children who ignore warnings and suffer spectacular consequences.

Thumb-suckers lose their thumbs, a girl playing with matches burns to death, and a boy who refuses his soup wastes away. Grim? Certainly. But also funny, absurd, rhythmic, and unforgettable. The characters became part of German cultural memory, and today Frankfurt has a museum devoted to Hoffmann, his famous book, and his work as a psychiatric reformer.

Friedrich Stoltze was one of Frankfurt’s great local voices—a poet, satirist, and journalist who wrote in the city’s own dialect and used humour to poke at politics, authority, and everyday life.

Born in 1816, Stoltze became closely associated with Frankfurt’s democratic tradition and with the character of the city itself. His monument now stands in the reconstructed Old Town, a reminder that Frankfurt’s literary story is not only about Goethe. Stoltze was the man who made the local voice part of the literature.

The Römerberg is the historic heart of Frankfurt, surrounded by the half-timbered façades that give the square its unmistakably old-German appearance.

Its most famous building is the Römer, Frankfurt’s town hall for more than 600 years. Despite the name, it has nothing particularly Roman about it. In 1405 the city bought a house already called Zum Römer and converted it into its town hall; eventually the name came to describe the whole complex.

The colourful buildings seen here form the Ostzeile, the eastern side of the Römerberg. They look medieval but were reconstructed after much of Frankfurt’s historic centre was destroyed during the Second World War—another reminder that in Frankfurt, what looks ancient sometimes has a much more complicated story.

After a long, hot and unusually dry summer, the Rhine has fallen dramatically. Wide stretches of riverbank that would normally be under water are now exposed, and the consequences reach far beyond the view.

The Rhine is one of Europe’s great transport arteries. Barges carry fuel, chemicals, raw materials and other goods north and south every day. When the water becomes too shallow, vessels have to reduce their loads, make more journeys or, in extreme cases, stop altogether.

From the riverbank at Kaiserswerth, it looks almost peaceful. For the crews, companies and industries that depend on the Rhine, low water is anything but.



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Following an Unexpected Idea

What happens when you stop trying to control the destination and simply let a thought take you for a walk?

Following an Unexpected Idea

Next week at Brida, we are exploring the uncharted paths that open up the moment we trade certainty for momentum. In a world that loves solid plans and clear trajectories, we are taking a step back to celebrate the detours—the unexpected thoughts, the sudden questions, and the curious impulses that refuse to stay neatly in their boxes. We will be diving into what it takes to trust an idea long enough to see where it lands, even when the final outcome remains a total mystery.

Atlantic Corridor kicks off Monday by looking back at the turning points—the simple, unexpected questions that changed something and set a completely new path in motion.

On Tuesday, Fabrice takes the lead, diving straight into curiosity in the age of instant answers—exploring how we keep genuine, wandering thoughts alive when quick responses are always competing for our attention.

Wednesday brings a double journey at the tables: the Swimming Club gathers to start questioning the way things are done, shaking off routine to make room for fresh possibilities, while Sylvie simultaneously opens up the room to ask the boundary question: how curious is too curious?

On Thursday, Lunch sharpens the focus back onto pivotal moments, gathering around the table to revisit questions that changed something and how a single inquiry can quietly shift our direction.

Finally, Peeling Potatoes closes the week by stepping gently into the things we hesitate to ask—giving space to those quiet, unscripted thoughts that often contain the most surprising discoveries of all.

You do not need to have the full itinerary figured out before you sit down. Bring a half-formed thought, a wandering question, or simply the willingness to see where the conversation goes.

Next Week at the Tables

Monday
Alex
Questions the way things are done.
Monday
Ralf
Following an unexpected idea
Tuesday
Fabrice
Curiosity in the age of instant answers.
Wednesday
Swimming Club
Questioning the way things are done.

Next Week at the Tables — continued

Wednesday
Atlantic Corridor
Questions that changed something.
Wednesday
Sylvie
How curious is too curious?
Thursday
Lunch
Questions that changed something.

Friday

Peeling Potatoes

The things we hesitate to ask.

Come and discover where an unexpected idea might lead you.

Choose a table.

Take a seat.

Bring your curiosity.

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